I found these on the Internet and believe they come from The Independant Newspaper, which runs an annual competition in which you take a current word, add, change or delete a letter and re-define it!

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly
Bozone (n): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
Cashtration (n): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer
Decafalon (n): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you
Glibido: All talk and no action
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
Arachnoleptic fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web
Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out
Caterpallor (n): The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

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